ED Rider's - Rules on the Road:

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     1) Ride your own ride

     2) Refer to rule one in all circumstances

     3) Piss will be taken in all circumstances

Really, that is it. Moreover, this principle is important to us; we all do our own thing as long as we don't interfere with anyone else's safety and as long as we can extract the urine out of each other.

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To get you started here is an example: Rob - you're old and fat, Chris  - your old, broken and fat, Pete - you're stumpy and balding. See? Easy!

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Despite this we often find ourselves using a staggered formation for group rides of three or more but, again, its up to the individual if they want to.

We really just don't care that much for rules with the exception of speeding in 30 & 40mph areas; that is kinda bad juju.

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Dr. Tigger did pick up this nugget from his most recent speed awareness course:

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     Question: What does it mean if a road sign is showing just grey?

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     Answer: You're driving the wrong way down the road.